100 Instagram Christmas Captions for Your Best Holiday Ever!

‘Tis the season!  Here are 100 captions for your Christmas Instagram Posts ranging from funny, sweet, beyonce and ‘elfie and a few movie and song captions.  For tips for take the best holiday photo shoot, click here.

And Instagram Captions for when you’re rocking your Xmas Pajamas are here.

Christmas Fun Instagram Captions

1. “Oh deer.”

2. “Gangsta wrappa.”

3. “Dear Santa…I can explain.”

4. “Totally sleighed it.”

5. “‘Tis the season to sparkle.”

6. “The elf did it.”

7. “There’s snow place like home.”

8. “‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”

9. “Dear Santa, define ‘nice.'”

10. “I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

11. “Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”

12. “You rock my Christmas socks.”

13. “Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.” 

14. “Coffee & Christmas music.”

15. “What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.'”

16. “Meet me under the mistletoe.”

17. “Drink up, grinches.”

18. “May your days be merry and bright.”

19. “I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.”

20. “Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”

21. “Some people are worth melting for.” –Olaf, Frozen

22. “Hurry down the chimney tonight.”

23. “Stay cozy.”

24. “Dear Santa… I can explain.”

25. “Happy holla days.” 

26. “‘Tis the season.”

27. “Let’s get lit.”

28. “All roads lead home for the holidays.” 

29. “My favorite color is Christmas lights.”

30. “Happy holiyays.”

31. “Holiday wishes made with gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.”

32. “The world changes when it snows.”

33. “I’m on the list.”

34. “Bah humbug!”

35. “Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.”

36. “Warning: reindeer crossing.”

37. “Let’s get blitzened.”

38.“Rudolph is my home boy.”

39. “Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer.”

40. “All is calm all is bright.”

41. “What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.”

42. “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way!”

43. “Sleigh All Day.”

44. “Merry everything and a happy always.”

45. “All I want for Christmas is food.”

46. “Hot Chocolate Weather.”

47. “Believe in the magic of the season.”

48. “Christmas is too sparkly… said no one ever.”

49. “Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.

50. “Feelin’ frosty.”

51. “Tis the season to sparkle.”

52. “Fairy lights on winter nights.”

53. “The calm before the storm…”

54. “This is their ‘hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys’ pose.”

55. “Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.”

56. “Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up.”

57. Twinkle twinkle, little star. #christmastreelightsaremyfavorite.”

58. “Time for the big show”

59. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”

60. “What do you call an elf who sings? A Wrapper.”

61. “Merry Elfin’ Christmas.”

62. “Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people only once a year.”

63. “‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”

64. “Christmas Magic is Silent.  You don’t Hear it.  You Feel it.  You Know it. You Believe it.”

65. “Fizz the Season”

66. “I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.”

67. “Kindness is Free Sprinkle that Stuff Everywhere.”

68. “If Kisses were Snowflakes, I’d Send You a Blizzard.”

69. “Make it a December to Remember.”

70. “It’s Beginning to Look a lot Like Christmas.”

71. “Merry everything and happy always.”

72. “Winter Wonderland.”

73. “Merry Elfin Christmas.”

74. “Fairy Lights on Winter Nights.”

For When You’re Feeling Your Inner Beyonce

75. “All the jingle ladies.”

76. “Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”

For Your Christmas Selfie

77. “But first, let me take an elfie.”

78. “Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”

79. “All spruced up.”

80. “Sleigh-in it.”

Christmas Fun Movie Quotes

81. “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” —Elf

82. “Merry Christmas you filthy animals!” —Home Alone

83. “Do you want to build a snowman?” —Frozen

84. “Seeing isn’t believing, believing is seeing” — The Santa Clause

Christmas Song Captions

85. “Have yourself a merry little Christmas.” —Frank Sinatra

86. “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!” —Johnny Mathis

87. “We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don’t be late.” —Alvin & The Chipmunks

88. “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.” —Bing Crosby

89. “All I want for Christmas is you.” —Mariah Carey

Christmas Instagram Serious Quotes

90. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps … means a little bit more!” ― Dr. Seuss in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

91. “I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” — Charles Dickens

92. “Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!” — Clement Clarke Moore

93. “He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.” ― Roy L. Smith

94. “Christmas is a tonic for our souls. It moves us to think of others rather than of ourselves. It directs our thoughts to giving.” — B.C. Forbes

95. “Into this climate of fear and apprehension, Christmas enters, streaming lights of joy, ringing bells of hope and singing carols of forgiveness high up in the bright air.” — Maya Angelou in Amazing Peace

96. No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas.” — Dolly Parton

97. “The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood.” ― Richard Paul Evans in The Christmas Box

98. “One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” ― Andy Rooney

99. “Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” ― Charles M. Schulz

100. “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” — Hamilton Wright Mabie

Would you be using any of these Instagram Christmas Captions?